The Brits Don’t Want Him Back
A minor snag in the petition to deport Piers Morgan has developed. It seems his motherland doesn’t want him back.
The petition starting in the U.K. states: “We got rid of him [Piers Morgan] once and why should we have to suffer again. The Americans wanted him, so they should put up with him. We washed our hands of him a long time ago.”
I guess the Communist News Network can’t figure out this guy is as popular as cacti at a nudist colony.