I loved the show back in the Seventies with Ackroyd, Belushi, Morris, Radner and the rest of the Not Ready For Prime Time Players, but over the years the show has lost it’s luster. It is heart warming to see them go back to their ant-administration roots.
While glorifying war could be seen as in poor form to sell products, Sainsbury’s, a supermarket chain in
New Pakistan England has come out with an ad featuring the Christmas truce of 1914, probably one of the last acts of true chivalry on any scale during a conflict. Anyone not moved by this commercial probably has never carried a rifle in a hostile land or is such a left wing, anti-West, anti-Christian mooslim sympathizer that any act of humanity by a soldier in a Christian Holiday context is so offensive that they may want to go out and rape or behead. In a show of how morally corrupt formerly GREAT Britain’s government has become, they are investigating this commercial to see if it violates standards instead of using the funds to track down mooslim mongrel rape squads.
In the British government’s defense, the White House probably doesn’t like it either, after all it shows the military as humans, it does promote Christianity, and most distasteful to them, it is based on fact..
A woman goes to the Psychiatrist, worried about her husband’s temper.
The Doctor asks: “What’s the problem?
The woman says: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me.”
The Doctor says: “I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish and swish, but don’t swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down.”
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
The woman says: “Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?”
The Doctor says: “The water itself does nothing. It’s keeping your mouth shut