Looters is so racist.
We all remember the movie Into the Wild , where a yuppie sells his possessions and moves to the pure beauty of the Alaskan wilderness until he realizes Mother Nature is a cruel bitch and his naiveté causes him to ingest some poisonous roots and die a slow painful death. Well, they are getting ready to film the sequel on location in Syria. Into The Wild II will focus on a young journalist who gives up his cozy life in the U.S. and travels to Syria to support a terrorist organization until his encounter with them causes him to lose his head.
I would sign on. Infidel forever.
“As I sit here constantly hearing and watching you execute innocent men, women and children in the Middle East I chuckle. Why do I chuckle you may ask? Well let me explain something to you cowardice fools who think you are so tough behind all your propaganda videos. You are scaring a population that doesn’t know how to fight, you’re bullying the weak.
You say Islam is the religion of peace, but since when does terrorizing the innocent and beheading men, women and children constitute peace? WTF? But keep in mind, what did Saddam’s troops do when we came rolling into town? They surrendered, twice… So all your empty threats of coming to America and raising your flag over the White House amuse me more than any of you sick, sadistic bastards could ever imagine or comprehend.
In 2012 there was about 21.2 million veterans in the United States. Do you understand what that means? Let me break it down for you. That means there are literally millions of disgruntled, dysfunctional, pissed off veterans who have been dealing with years of abuse from their government stabbing them in the backs and having to watch their friends die because you Islamic extremist idiots can’t seem to act like normal human beings and stop terrorism and the violence.
It’s one thing to take over an Islamic state, but if my memory serves me correctly, I’m pretty sure we plowed through Fallujah in 4 days. Better yet, it took us about month to control your entire country. At this point, with 13+ years of war under our belts, how long do you think it would take us to do it all over again? I’ll let you draw your own conclusions on that one. Do you really think you stand a chance on US soil? Do you really think it would be smart to poke that bear? Remember, never bite the hand that feeds you.
Remember we are armed to the teeth in the US and I can promise you this… the Geneva Conventions will not apply to you. You attack us and there will be no mercy. We will bring the righteous hand of God down upon you and crush you. The ball is in your court now ISIS. We are more than ready to arrange your so called “meeting” with your 72 virgins and send you to your “prophet” Mohamed.”
Having been in the Guard in this decade, in a military police unit also (as a medic) I would say that most Guard units would be woefully under-prepared for this kind of task. The problem lies that the functions described in this satire piece are indicative of the culture of the Guard. Most of the battle hardened have left disillusioned by the mundane life at the armory and the new folks are the type that show up for a weekend drill with a Hello Kitty sleeping bag. I’m not saying there aren’t some hard chargers, but it would hardly look like a Spartan Phalanx heading into the scene. Sacrificing a Guard Unit would give them the excuse to allow the reserves to strap back on what was emasculated after the Kent State Riots.